We’ve lasted centuries.
We’ve transcended borders.
We’re the most wholesome hearty food there is.
Here we are in the 21st century.
Poured over pastas, trapped atop pizzas and imprisoned within croissants.
WE. ARE. CURRIES.
And we’ve had enough.
No longer will we stand for being treated like mindless cogs in the soulless machine that is FUSION FOOD.
No longer will a great curry be worth less than an awful pizza.
No longer will a terrible taco trap us in a tortilla.
Fellow curries – UNITE!
Let us choose exile over being put in a sandwich.
Let us take over kitchens, plates, and bellies with our subtle, rich and fiery taste.
Let us show these capitalist-fusion-food-pigs the power of a humble curry.